Friday, October 16, 2009

Friday's Thoughts

I decided this morning that I am fed up with the Special Needs label. Who came up with it anyway??...It just makes no effing sense! Special Needs??? What the hell does that mean anyway?? Sally from "When Harry Met Sally" ordered everything on the side, now that’s Special Needs. But nOOOOOOOOObody said she had Special Needs….In fact I don’t even think Special Needs was invented back then. Back then I know of somebody who thought of themselves as a "square peg in round hole"??? Did anybody ever stop to think that they weren’t playing a game of "Perfection"???? Or the time when I was talking to somebody and they said about somebody else I was chatting with.."Oh her elevator dosen’t go to the top floor"...Say what??…I didn’t know people were buildings…

People wanting to be made love to and not just f@cked laid or screwed, that’s Special Needs!

Then there's the ole Sensory Issues….Um, there are going be kids who scream when the lights go out…There are people who won’t “work for their food” and eat anything off a bone because it’s too much work????? What about people who refuse to sleep on the opposite side of the bed??? Then again, I stopped eating Lobster years ago because there was just something unappetizing about having this dead thing on my plate staring at me with it’s beady little eyes…then having to tear the thing apart and having to dig for food, no thanks :-)

Agree??? Disagree??